Good morning, Brighton and a happy Friday to you all. With the weather on the up and a plethora of Festivals in Brighton occurring next month, the beaches will steadily be filling up so a coastal focus to the news today to make your lives just that little bit better.
In today’s Brighton Scoop:
How do Sussex beaches water quality compare?
Super low tides this weekend
Dates for RNLI Lifeguard Patrols on beaches
- Phil Reynolds

What’s the Scoop
How do Sussex beaches water quality compare?
💩 Two Sussex beaches have been labelled “no-go” for swimming after being rated “poor” – the lowest possible DEFRA water quality classification. DEFRA assesses bathing waters as Excellent, Good, Sufficient or Poor, based on four years of Environment Agency tests for bacteria linked to health risks, including E. coli and intestinal enterococci. Nationally, most English bathing waters perform well: as of November 2025, 87% are rated Excellent or Good, and 93% meet at least the minimum standard. However, Worthing Beach House (near Splashpoint) has retained its Poor rating from 2024, and Aldwick beach in Bognor is also rated Poor, with DEFRA advising against swimming at both. Local councils say they are working to improve water quality, signage and public awareness, citing citizen science initiatives and campaigns such as the Yellow Fish project to reduce pollution entering the sea. Thankfully the Brighton beaches all ranked Good or Excellent. Latest Results.
Hove - Excellent | Brighton Central - Good | Brighton Kemptown - Excellent | Rottingdean - Excellent | Worthing Beach - Poor | Aldwick Beach - Poor
Super low tides this weekend
🌊 If you can pop down early doors or after work once you’ve picked the kids up then there’s going to be the joy of sand on the beach for us Brightonians - a rare treat. Sunday and Monday it also coincides with sunset there or thereabouts so expect every man and his granny to be down there snapping away for the ‘perfect’ shot. Anyway it’s a great excuse to get to the beach, throw your shoes off and feel the sand beneath your toes. Heaven! Enjoy.
Friday - 05:45 & 18:04 | 0.7m & 0.6m 👣
Saturday - 06:26 & 18:45 | 0.5m & 0.5m 👣
Sunday - 07:08 & 19:28 | 0.5m & 0.5m 👣
Monday - 07:52 & 20:13 | 0.5m & 0.7m 👣

Dates for RNLI Lifeguard Patrols on beaches
🛟 If you’re heading down to the beaches over the coming weeks bear in mind the water’s still pretty nippy at sub 11° and the stone shelf drops away steeply so you can quickly be out of your depth. The awesome RNLI manage the beach lifeguard service in Brighton (donate here if you have a few ££) but duty doesn’t kick off until 24th May and runs until 7th September. There are plenty of information boards along the seafront so in the meantime have a quick read even if you’re confident water baby as conditions differ from one beach to the next. You can find out more about the beaches and Lifeguard Duty Information here. Enjoy the water and be safe!

Weather
Friday 17/4
🌤️ | 📈 15° | 📉 9° | ☔️ <5% | 🌬️ S 10mph | 🌊 1-2ft
Saturday 18/4
🌤️ | 📈 16° | 📉 6° | ☔️ <5% | 🌬️ SW 8mph | 🌊 <1ft
Sunday 19/4
🌤️ | 📈 15° | 📉 5° | ☔️ 10% | 🌬️ N 7mph | 🌊 <1ft

Beautiful Brighton
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Local Cinema
Cinema’s aren’t going to fill themselves. Break a habit of a lifetime, turn off Netflix, get off the sofa and potter down to your local (cinema).
Duke of York’s Picturehouse - Book
The Stranger | National Theatre Live: All My Sons (2026) | The Drama | Rebuilding | Akira | Amelie | Zootropolis
Dukes at Komedia - Book
The Stranger | The Drama | Rebuilding | Magic Faraway Tree | Project Hail Mary | Moulon Rouge (25th Anniversary) | Zootropolis 2 (Relaxed Screening) | Super Mario Galaxy Movie

What’s On & Community Fun
Friday 17/4
Carden Eid Picnic | 3-5pm | Carden Primary | Bring Blankets & Food | Info
Disability Disco | The Bevy Pub | 7pm
Comedy Night | Newport Arms | 8-10pm | Book
Friday Comedy | Comedy Rooms Worthing | 7pm | Book
Stephen Carlin, MC Lateef Lovejoy + Dick Denham + Sophie McKay + Ben O'Sullivan | The Secret Comedy Club | 8pm | Book
Freak of Nature Comedy | The Caxton Arms | 8pm | Info
Saturday 18/4
Florence Road Farmers Market | Flo Road | 9.30-1.30pm
Spring Folk Celebration - Dance, Crafts, Food, Choir| Market Square | 1-4pm
Football Fun Factory Age 4-8 | Aldridge Community Academy | Free Trail | Info
Plant Sale | Circus Street | 1-3pm
Shoreham Record Fair | Shoreham Centre | 10-2pm
Plant & Seed Fair - Plants, Prizes, Games | St Richard’s Hollingdean | 2-5pm
Silent Disco Groove Dance Class @ Low Tide BY Babble | 6.15-7.30pm | Book
Steve Bugeja, MC Ross Smith + Tadiwa Mahlunge + Andrea Hubert | The Secret Comedy Club | 8pm | Book
Forge Comedy Club Saturday | Forge | 7.45pm | Book
Sunday 19/4
Preston Park Market | Preston Park Rose Garden | 10-3pm
Paint Your Pup | Mad Dog Brewery | 4pm | Book
The King's Cake Spring Pantomime | Comedy Rooms Worthing | 12pm | Book
Abaddon: Burlesque Drag Cabaret | Arista | 7.30pm | Book
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers | Forge Comedy Club | 7pm | Book
Weekly Quiz | Palmeira | 7.30pm

Live Music
Friday 17/4
Freeway | Piston Broke | 8.30pm
µ-Ziq, High Charter, talk[2]frank, Carl Hastings | Alphabet | 10.30pm | Book
Noasis | Concorde 2 | 7pm | Book
SMB TATTOO 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY RAVE | Daltons | 8pm | Book
Cinnabar | Green Door Store | 7pm | Book
Murph & Bob Roof Set | Mesmerist | 9pm
The Captain's Beard: Pirate folk rock and Sea Shanties | Brunswick | 8pm | Book
2nd EDITION BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL 2026 LIVE MUSIC | Brunswick Cellar | 7.30pm | Book | Book
Old Spot | Folklore Rooms | 8pm | Book
Brown Horse | Hope & Ruin | 8pm | Book
MONOLITHIAN + SPREE + KALOPSIA + GLOMA | Prince Albert | 8pm | Book
Saturday 18/4
The Viva Soul Club Spring Party | Round Georges | 3-11.30pm
Dave Packham Band | Piston Broke | 8.30pm
Karaoke | West Hill Tavern | 8pm
The Unkempt | Brighton Railway Club | 7.30pm
RNB MANIA | Brighton's R&B Festival | Chalk | 3pm | Book
A tribute to Amy | Concorde 2 | 7pm | Book
Mungo’s High-Fi | Concorde 2 | 11pm | Book
KTAM UNLEASHED | Daltons | 6pm | Book
Balancing Act | Green Door Store | 7pm | Book
Murph & Bob Roof Set | Mesmerist | 10pm
Saturday Afternoon Jazz Jam | Brunswick | 12.30pm | Book
Ian McNabb | Brunswick | 7.30pm | Book
Blight Fest Volume I – Saturday | Hope & Ruin | 5pm | Book
DRENCH + CANADA HILL + BONE BAG | Prince Albert | 8pm | Book
Sunday 19/4
GARDEN PARTY – Lime Garden / HotWax / Lonnie Gunn / Magda(1999) | Outside Green Door Store | 3.30pm | Book
Goldfox | Pinston Broke | 4.30pm
Colour Out Of Space 9 | Concorde 2 | 5pm | Book
THE JINS + PUSSY LIQUOR + HIDEOUS DRESS + THE LONELY SURF | Daltons | 7pm | Book
The British Bluescasting Corporation | Brunswick | 1.45pm | Book
Rafferty | Folklore Rooms | 7.30pm | Book
Yur Mum + The Roz Bruce Infusion + Electric Cake Salad | Prince Albert | 2pm | Book

Cheers for popping by
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