Good morning, Brighton and a happy Friday to you all. With the weather on the up and a plethora of Festivals in Brighton occurring next month, the beaches will steadily be filling up so a coastal focus to the news today to make your lives just that little bit better.

In today’s Brighton Scoop:

  • How do Sussex beaches water quality compare?

  • Super low tides this weekend

  • Dates for RNLI Lifeguard Patrols on beaches

- Phil Reynolds

What’s the Scoop

How do Sussex beaches water quality compare?

💩 Two Sussex beaches have been labelled “no-go” for swimming after being rated “poor” – the lowest possible DEFRA water quality classification. DEFRA assesses bathing waters as Excellent, Good, Sufficient or Poor, based on four years of Environment Agency tests for bacteria linked to health risks, including E. coli and intestinal enterococci. Nationally, most English bathing waters perform well: as of November 2025, 87% are rated Excellent or Good, and 93% meet at least the minimum standard. However, Worthing Beach House (near Splashpoint) has retained its Poor rating from 2024, and Aldwick beach in Bognor is also rated Poor, with DEFRA advising against swimming at both. Local councils say they are working to improve water quality, signage and public awareness, citing citizen science initiatives and campaigns such as the Yellow Fish project to reduce pollution entering the sea. Thankfully the Brighton beaches all ranked Good or Excellent. Latest Results.

Hove - Excellent | Brighton Central - Good | Brighton Kemptown - Excellent | Rottingdean - Excellent | Worthing Beach - Poor | Aldwick Beach - Poor

Super low tides this weekend

🌊 If you can pop down early doors or after work once you’ve picked the kids up then there’s going to be the joy of sand on the beach for us Brightonians - a rare treat. Sunday and Monday it also coincides with sunset there or thereabouts so expect every man and his granny to be down there snapping away for the ‘perfect’ shot. Anyway it’s a great excuse to get to the beach, throw your shoes off and feel the sand beneath your toes. Heaven! Enjoy.

  • Friday - 05:45 & 18:04 | 0.7m & 0.6m 👣

  • Saturday - 06:26 & 18:45 | 0.5m & 0.5m 👣

  • Sunday - 07:08 & 19:28 | 0.5m & 0.5m 👣

  • Monday - 07:52 & 20:13 | 0.5m & 0.7m 👣

Dates for RNLI Lifeguard Patrols on beaches

🛟 If you’re heading down to the beaches over the coming weeks bear in mind the water’s still pretty nippy at sub 11° and the stone shelf drops away steeply so you can quickly be out of your depth. The awesome RNLI manage the beach lifeguard service in Brighton (donate here if you have a few ££) but duty doesn’t kick off until 24th May and runs until 7th September. There are plenty of information boards along the seafront so in the meantime have a quick read even if you’re confident water baby as conditions differ from one beach to the next. You can find out more about the beaches and Lifeguard Duty Information here. Enjoy the water and be safe!

Weather

Friday 17/4

🌤️ | 📈 15° | 📉 9° | ☔️ <5% | 🌬️ S 10mph | 🌊 1-2ft

Saturday 18/4

🌤️ | 📈 16° | 📉 6° | ☔️ <5% | 🌬️ SW 8mph | 🌊 <1ft

Sunday 19/4

🌤️ | 📈 15° | 📉 5° | ☔️ 10% | 🌬️ N 7mph | 🌊 <1ft

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Local Cinema

Cinema’s aren’t going to fill themselves. Break a habit of a lifetime, turn off Netflix, get off the sofa and potter down to your local (cinema).

Duke of York’s Picturehouse - Book

The Stranger | National Theatre Live: All My Sons (2026) | The Drama | Rebuilding | Akira | Amelie | Zootropolis

Dukes at Komedia - Book

The Stranger | The Drama | Rebuilding | Magic Faraway Tree | Project Hail Mary | Moulon Rouge (25th Anniversary) | Zootropolis 2 (Relaxed Screening) | Super Mario Galaxy Movie

What’s On & Community Fun

Friday 17/4

  • Carden Eid Picnic | 3-5pm | Carden Primary | Bring Blankets & Food | Info

  • Disability Disco | The Bevy Pub | 7pm

  • Comedy Night | Newport Arms | 8-10pm | Book

  • Friday Comedy | Comedy Rooms Worthing | 7pm | Book

  • Stephen Carlin, MC Lateef Lovejoy + Dick Denham + Sophie McKay + Ben O'Sullivan | The Secret Comedy Club | 8pm | Book

  • Freak of Nature Comedy | The Caxton Arms | 8pm | Info

Saturday 18/4

  • Florence Road Farmers Market | Flo Road | 9.30-1.30pm

  • Spring Folk Celebration - Dance, Crafts, Food, Choir| Market Square | 1-4pm

  • Football Fun Factory Age 4-8 | Aldridge Community Academy | Free Trail | Info

  • Plant Sale | Circus Street | 1-3pm

  • Shoreham Record Fair | Shoreham Centre | 10-2pm

  • Plant & Seed Fair - Plants, Prizes, Games | St Richard’s Hollingdean | 2-5pm

  • Silent Disco Groove Dance Class @ Low Tide BY Babble | 6.15-7.30pm | Book

  • Steve Bugeja, MC Ross Smith + Tadiwa Mahlunge + Andrea Hubert | The Secret Comedy Club | 8pm | Book

  • Forge Comedy Club Saturday | Forge | 7.45pm | Book

Sunday 19/4

  • Preston Park Market | Preston Park Rose Garden | 10-3pm

  • Paint Your Pup | Mad Dog Brewery | 4pm | Book

  • The King's Cake Spring Pantomime | Comedy Rooms Worthing | 12pm | Book

  • Abaddon: Burlesque Drag Cabaret | Arista | 7.30pm | Book

  • Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers | Forge Comedy Club | 7pm | Book

  • Weekly Quiz | Palmeira | 7.30pm

Live Music

Friday 17/4

  • Freeway | Piston Broke | 8.30pm

  • µ-Ziq, High Charter, talk[2]frank, Carl Hastings | Alphabet | 10.30pm | Book

  • Noasis | Concorde 2 | 7pm | Book

  • SMB TATTOO 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY RAVE | Daltons | 8pm | Book

  • Cinnabar | Green Door Store | 7pm | Book

  • Murph & Bob Roof Set | Mesmerist | 9pm

  • The Captain's Beard: Pirate folk rock and Sea Shanties | Brunswick | 8pm | Book

  • 2nd EDITION BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL 2026 LIVE MUSIC | Brunswick Cellar | 7.30pm | Book | Book

  • Old Spot | Folklore Rooms | 8pm | Book

  • Brown Horse | Hope & Ruin | 8pm | Book

  • MONOLITHIAN + SPREE + KALOPSIA + GLOMA | Prince Albert | 8pm | Book

Saturday 18/4

  • The Viva Soul Club Spring Party | Round Georges | 3-11.30pm

  • Dave Packham Band | Piston Broke | 8.30pm

  • Karaoke | West Hill Tavern | 8pm

  • The Unkempt | Brighton Railway Club | 7.30pm

  • RNB MANIA | Brighton's R&B Festival | Chalk | 3pm | Book

  • A tribute to Amy | Concorde 2 | 7pm | Book

  • Mungo’s High-Fi | Concorde 2 | 11pm | Book

  • KTAM UNLEASHED | Daltons | 6pm | Book

  • Balancing Act | Green Door Store | 7pm | Book

  • Murph & Bob Roof Set | Mesmerist | 10pm

  • Saturday Afternoon Jazz Jam | Brunswick | 12.30pm | Book

  • Ian McNabb | Brunswick | 7.30pm | Book

  • Blight Fest Volume I – Saturday | Hope & Ruin | 5pm | Book

  • DRENCH + CANADA HILL + BONE BAG | Prince Albert | 8pm | Book

Sunday 19/4

  • GARDEN PARTY – Lime Garden / HotWax / Lonnie Gunn / Magda(1999) | Outside Green Door Store | 3.30pm | Book

  • Goldfox | Pinston Broke | 4.30pm

  • Colour Out Of Space 9 | Concorde 2 | 5pm | Book

  • THE JINS + PUSSY LIQUOR + HIDEOUS DRESS + THE LONELY SURF | Daltons | 7pm | Book

  • The British Bluescasting Corporation | Brunswick | 1.45pm | Book

  • Rafferty | Folklore Rooms | 7.30pm | Book

  • Yur Mum + The Roz Bruce Infusion + Electric Cake Salad | Prince Albert | 2pm | Book

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